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lulz-time:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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slashfun:

Thor:You can have Burger cube.(.w.)
Loki: I hate you.

I really want one of those If someone created…

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elixiroverdose:

tumblrthecreator:

HELP FLORIDA!

KYRA, FOLLOW THESE

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just because i’m not posting doesn’t mean i’m not watching

i’m always watching

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luonnotar:

Meanwhile en el metro Patriotismo de la Ciudad de México…
 

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Zombie apocalypse coming soon

thepattywagon:

wub-wub-wub:

catpocalypseoverlord:

greasersexual:

zepherina:

princsscupycake:

horrorharbour:

ihopericksantorum:

5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/16/mcarthur-high-school-contamination_n_1521764.html

5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/terminal-2-evacuated-at-fort-lauderdale-airport-in-hazmat-scare

5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchesterhttp://www.mysuburbanlife.com/westchester/newsnow/x639948018/Police-Man-bites-woman-in-Westchester

5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
http://www.nbcsandiego.com/news/local/Man-Bites-Cousins-Nose-Off-153100125.html

5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rashhttp://www.miamiherald.com/2012/05/24/2815003/second-broward-school-reports.html

5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School 
http://www.wesh.com/r/31112110/detail.html

5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miamihttp://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/05/25/passenger-restrained-on-flight-to-miami-arrested/

5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police 
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest http://abcnews.go.com/US/florida-doctor-spits-blood-troopers-face-dui-arrest/story?id=16436402

All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.

Zombie Jesus take the wheel.

It’s happening folks…

Finally!

nO

break Florida off from the rest of us before it spreads

and go buy out the canned goods at your nearest walmart

I’ve told my family fora while now: When the zombie outbreak starts, I’m packing my shit in a U-Haul, and I’m movin’ to Canada. SO. Now my mom is finally taking me seriously.

Of course the outbreak would start in the state I live in. Figures.

anyone who would be excited about this is literally the biggest ass

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s-atin:

4sima:

everyone stop what you’re doing

there’s a platypus on your dash

Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.

wat

Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.

And as soon as you think you’ve seen it all, Tumblr hits you with a Platypus.

oh there you are Perry

That’s adorable..

Must. Reblog. Platypus.

OMG

PERRY!!!

doofenshmirtz evil inc…

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